Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mother's Day From The Howeva Files


THF would like to wish a Happy Mother's Day to all you mothas out there. These proud women gave birth to you and (in some special cases) raised you, so show them that you care for a day. While flowers and candies are a decent option for that special older woman in your life, they also stink to high hell of a last second gift idea. For this reason, we suggest clothing or kitchen stuff...y'know...feminine junk. -Anything to show you made an attempt to go somewhere else in the mall to shop other than "Modells".

Also, take your mom out for the day. Just tell me when you want to hang out with her and I'll be sure to nudge her on the bed next to me in the morning. She really is such a sound sleeper. (For those of you who didn't see the subtlety, I was just calling yo' momma promiscuous. "Yo momma" disses are perhaps one of the best and most underappreciated aspects of Mother's Day).

Now, one of our favorite moms, Grand-ma-ma:



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