Thursday, March 12, 2009

Someone On The Grizzlies Is A Bad Boy


A report has come out that someone on the Memphis Grizzlies sexually assaulted someone this year in Philadelphia. This second sentence is the area where I usually elaborate further on the previous "hook" sentence...but oddly enough that's all the news there is on this one so far.

Yep, like some sort of bizarre murder mystery-themed dinner, all we know is that someone on the Grizz has nimble fingers. Hopefully this news comes out soon, so we don't have to conduct a witch hunt to figure out who.


One person we know it is NOT is Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric, who is married to model Adriana Lima...Goodness gracious how do you cheat on this?


Exactly. Sleep easy, Marko. We know it isn't you.

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