No that is not Boris Diaw above, but what an absolutely AMAZING photo.
Boris Diaw, owner of the "Boris Diaw Face"*, must be having some fantastic offseason.
Larry Brown spoke out today, saying, "Obviously Boris is way out of shape." Then he added, "He's running foul line to foul line right now, which is understandable." -This being in reference to Boris sitting on his butt after hurting his ankle. Obviously, while resting that ankle he was getting fitness advice from Raiders QB Jamarcus Russell.
You can just picture Larry Brown, sitting and rubbing his temples with frustration as a Bam Bam Bigelow-sized Boris Diaw sweats while tying his shoelaces. Diaw, always the consummate Frenchman, must be dipping his fries into mayo, because it wasn't like the guy was in fantastic shape anyways at the end of last season. I can only hope that this continues, because a sitcom where Larry Brown has to get Boris Diaw in shape would be ratings gold.
*The "Boris Diaw Face" is an expression derived from Boris' overly smug team profile photos. The face, without words, tells women, "Suck my ****". For this reason, the phrase can be heard being used in social circles, for example: "How into me was she? All I would have had to do was give her the Boris Diaw Face and she would have been all over me!".
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