Friday, March 26, 2010

Bill Paxton Pinball!

No real sports news of late that won't bore you to tears, so here is BILL PAXTON PINBALL!

I have no idea why they made the pinball machine completely around actor Bill Paxton, but the execution is genius:

Monday, March 22, 2010

NBA 2K10: Glitch Heaven

As readers of our site The Howeva Files know, I love glitches in NBA video games. "Love" actually isn't strong enough of a word.

Good thing for me that there are TONS every year, and the magic of youtube makes them readily available. Here is a choice morsel posted recently where a guy was playing and the cheerleaders and halftime people refused to leave the court while play resumed.

This makes my dream of one day watching NBA basketball while simultaneously watching cheerleaders dance closer to becoming a reality.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Shaq Takes On The Heat Himself

I saw this when checking NBA box scores a while back, and forgot to post it. Not only is Shaq apparently a member of the Memphis Grizzlies, but he is now their new logo and a one man team.

We all knew this would happen eventually in Memphis.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Some Nerdy Guy About To Become Rich

Just as America was figuring out how to correctly pronounce the name "Ndamukong Suh" (I still haven't even tried), it appears every mock draft in the country has shifted their #1 pick eyes to Sam Bradford. The #1 pick belongs to the team still reaping the rewards of that Chris Long pick, the Rams.

With Tiger on lockdown, look for Sam Bradford to get picked #1 and immediately top everyone's list of "nerdiest guy to score lots o' ladies". With his mop of hair, beady eyes, skinny figure, and teeth that are seemingly adapted to build a dam, Bradford must be something of a playbook genius. Seriously, he must be. Call me crazy, but I just don't see him not getting injured a LOT in the pros...

Oh yeah...that body will hold up nicely over the course of a 16 game season. It looks like a bomb goes off under him in that video.

UPDATE: An emailer just brought to my attention that Sam Bradford looks like "A nerdier, skinny, going-through-puberty Ryan Reynolds". -Just the type of person I want on the other end of a Mario Williams sack.

Monday, March 15, 2010


QB Brady Quinn Traded, A Nation Remembers The Funniest Draft Response Ever

Brady Quinn is now a member of the Denver Broncos, a marriage that will no doubt result in a pile of dog excrement.

-But that's not the important thing. What is important is remembering the reaction of Miami Dolphins fans, myself included, during the first round of the 2007 draft. It was the worst of times, but in retrospect was definitely the best of times. Enjoy:

Friday, March 12, 2010

Why The Orlando Magic Will Win The Title This Year

-Dunk-off during warm ups. Stan Van Gundy runs a tight ship over there.

Check out Marcin Gortat's dunk. POLAND POWER!

Hank Baskett Headed Back To Philly

Free Agency Stinkfest Update: According to Adam Schefter, WR Hank Baskett is headed back to the Philadelphia Eagles.

For those of you unfamiliar with Hank Baskett, here are some photos of either Hank Baskett or his wife. Not sure which.

I think Hank Baskett is in the background of one of these somewhere...

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Totally Awesome

Obviously, we've found the person who should be the next great Cuban leader. He's smart enough to realize that if you're about to start a fight you might wanna keep the bat.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

This Site Is Getting More And More Random

I love the way this site is evolving into more and more of a random mess of sports and entertainment! It is, as Braveheart pointed out, "FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!"

For instance, check out this video of Danny Glover dancing with a bunch of Predators. Danny appears at the 2:15 mark:


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