Monday, January 11, 2010

Packers Defense Selected To Work For Defense of Homeland Security

WASHINGTON DC, District of Columbia - The White House is looking to the NFL in the wake of embarrassing terrorist attempts on planes over the holidays in 2009. Seeing an obvious problem with the porous nature of defense measures enforced by the United States Homeland Security Bureau, they are turning to the 2009-2010 Packers Defense.

"With a stifling D like the Packers', we're confident no one will get by their watchful eye", said President Obama.

The Packers defense surrendered 52 points to the Cardinals in Sunday's 45-52 playoff loss.


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