Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Some Nerdy Guy About To Become Rich

Just as America was figuring out how to correctly pronounce the name "Ndamukong Suh" (I still haven't even tried), it appears every mock draft in the country has shifted their #1 pick eyes to Sam Bradford. The #1 pick belongs to the team still reaping the rewards of that Chris Long pick, the Rams.

With Tiger on lockdown, look for Sam Bradford to get picked #1 and immediately top everyone's list of "nerdiest guy to score lots o' ladies". With his mop of hair, beady eyes, skinny figure, and teeth that are seemingly adapted to build a dam, Bradford must be something of a playbook genius. Seriously, he must be. Call me crazy, but I just don't see him not getting injured a LOT in the pros...

Oh yeah...that body will hold up nicely over the course of a 16 game season. It looks like a bomb goes off under him in that video.

UPDATE: An emailer just brought to my attention that Sam Bradford looks like "A nerdier, skinny, going-through-puberty Ryan Reynolds". -Just the type of person I want on the other end of a Mario Williams sack.


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