Just as America was figuring out how to correctly pronounce the name "Ndamukong Suh" (I still haven't even tried), it appears every mock draft in the country has shifted their #1 pick eyes to Sam Bradford. The #1 pick belongs to the team still reaping the rewards of that Chris Long pick, the Rams.
With Tiger on lockdown, look for Sam Bradford to get picked #1 and immediately top everyone's list of "nerdiest guy to score lots o' ladies". With his mop of hair, beady eyes, skinny figure, and teeth that are seemingly adapted to build a dam, Bradford must be something of a playbook genius. Seriously, he must be. Call me crazy, but I just don't see him not getting injured a LOT in the pros...
Oh yeah...that body will hold up nicely over the course of a 16 game season. It looks like a bomb goes off under him in that video.
UPDATE: An emailer just brought to my attention that Sam Bradford looks like "A nerdier, skinny, going-through-puberty Ryan Reynolds". -Just the type of person I want on the other end of a Mario Williams sack.