
10:02 pm - The second happiest team? Golden State.

9:57 pm - Why are people burning throwback jerseys?!

9:50 pm - BREAKING NEWS: MIAMI HAS ALSO SIGNED JOHN STOCKTON, KARL MALONE, PATRICK EWING, REGGIE MILLER, CHARLES BARKLEY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO NEVER WON BECAUSE OF MJ!
9:47 pm - HOLY S*%$! Stephen A was right a few weeks ago!
9:40 pm - He was attracted to Newark?! Me too!

9:37 pm - Video of Clippers fans was unavailable I guess.
9:36 pm - D-Bag riot in Miami!
9:35 pm - BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL WILBON IS FROM THE MIDWEST! DETAILS TO FOLLOW
9:32 pm - Why hasn't this question been asked: How happy are you to play alongside Beasley?!


9:26 pm - MIAMI!
9:25 pm - How important is it to know who knew his decision? We're all about to know in like 5 minutes!
9:23 pm - LeBron looks miserable. I think I also see Stephen A. dressed like a little kid in the stands behind him.
9:16 pm - My heart wants Prokhorov to bust into the gym with some thugs and kidnap the dude.

9:13 pm - Do you think they'll recreate the Tiger Woods podium and background and replace his mom with a random Asian woman?
9:11 pm - LeBron in different jerseys...Amazing production value thus far. Gas bagging and photoshop.
9:07 pm - Welcome to this overblown ego extravaganza!
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