Some Nerdy Guy About To Become Rich

Just as America was figuring out how to correctly pronounce the name "Ndamukong Suh" (I still haven't even tried), it appears every mock draft in the country has shifted their #1 pick eyes to Sam Bradford. The #1 pick belongs to the team still reaping the rewards of that Chris Long pick, the Rams.

With Tiger on lockdown, look for Sam Bradford to get picked #1 and immediately top everyone's list of "nerdiest guy to score lots o' ladies". With his mop of hair, beady eyes, skinny figure, and teeth that are seemingly adapted to build a dam, Bradford must be something of a playbook genius. Seriously, he must be. Call me crazy, but I just don't see him not getting injured a LOT in the pros...

Oh yeah...that body will hold up nicely over the course of a 16 game season. It looks like a bomb goes off under him in that video.

UPDATE: An emailer just brought to my attention that Sam Bradford looks like "A nerdier, skinny, going-through-puberty Ryan Reynolds". -Just the type of person I want on the other end of a Mario Williams sack.

SHUT UP KELLERMAN! LET ME DO MORE BANGS!

QB Brady Quinn Traded, A Nation Remembers The Funniest Draft Response Ever

Brady Quinn is now a member of the Denver Broncos, a marriage that will no doubt result in a pile of dog excrement.

-But that's not the important thing. What is important is remembering the reaction of Miami Dolphins fans, myself included, during the first round of the 2007 draft. It was the worst of times, but in retrospect was definitely the best of times. Enjoy:

Why The Orlando Magic Will Win The Title This Year

-Dunk-off during warm ups. Stan Van Gundy runs a tight ship over there.

Check out Marcin Gortat's dunk. POLAND POWER!

Hank Baskett Headed Back To Philly

Free Agency Stinkfest Update: According to Adam Schefter, WR Hank Baskett is headed back to the Philadelphia Eagles.

For those of you unfamiliar with Hank Baskett, here are some photos of either Hank Baskett or his wife. Not sure which.

I think Hank Baskett is in the background of one of these somewhere...

Totally Awesome

Obviously, we've found the person who should be the next great Cuban leader. He's smart enough to realize that if you're about to start a fight you might wanna keep the bat.

This Site Is Getting More And More Random

I love the way this site is evolving into more and more of a random mess of sports and entertainment! It is, as Braveheart pointed out, "FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!"

For instance, check out this video of Danny Glover dancing with a bunch of Predators. Danny appears at the 2:15 mark: