Thursday, January 29, 2009

Insert "No Luck" Joke Here

In the true spirit of The Howeva Files' nonstop committal to hard-hitting, life-and-death NBA news, I feel obligated to inform you that the unthinkable has happened: The Celtics decided to part ways with Damon Blust, who played "Lucky The Leprechaun" for the Boston Celtics.

They didn't say why the team parted ways with their long time mascot in any press statements, but I can only hope that it had to do with something leprechaun-related. In my mind the real reason includes drunkedness, assault with a snake-whoopin' stick, and some horrifically lewd reference to Lucky Charms.

If anyone can dig up what this guy's resume will look like after this gig, it would be amazing. THF wishes you the best, Damon Blust.


Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?

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