9:29 Report from the AP: Larry Brown is already frustrated with Gerald Henderson and is calling around looking for buyers.
9:25 Other notable 19th picks: A man named Tiny and common criminals.... We'll see you in court Teague!
9:22 Roy Williams is texting recruits: If you commit to this program I will get you drafted WAY too high.
9:13 And the 8 PPG dynamo fell this far?!?!?!?!
9:08 Jay's guest commentary: James Johnson??? A big guy who isn't physical enough to play the four and doesn't have the skill set to play the 3 at an NBA level? How can my team draft Marcus Fizer twice in my lifetime? I demand reparations.
9:08 Is it national Prince day? Why is everyone wearing purple?
9:02 Is Daye Prince's cousin with a dentist?
9:00 Jay: The Bulls should pick Blair just for retaliation against Rondo or Mullins to fill the hole that's been missing since Armstrong left....
Me: I think they could use one more forward
8:55 Wait, is Phoenix trying to get all the guys from Golden State?! Awesome!
8:50 Wait, I was just kidding! I didn't really mean that you should draft Jeff Foster Part Deux! Has anyone noticed that his highlight reel is him falling? Best "Must Improve" of the night: Finish above the rim.
8:45 Wait, you were right...Henderson is funnier. Clippers East, you've outdone yourselves once again.
8:44 PLEASE BE HANSBROUGH! I BEG OF YOU!
8:40 BEST SUIT OF THE NIGHT goes to Terrence Williams. It's Johnny Cash meets Silver Surfer. But how will LeBron enjoy playing with him (I can dream right?)
8:37 Still trying to figure out why Orlando made this trade....
8:27 Bosh, I will help you pack your bags.
8:25 I fully expect Rachel Nichols to drop dead from the cigarette breath emitting from Donnie Walsh's mouth.
8:22 FIRE ISIAH!
8:21 This marks the 10th time tonight that I've said, "Earl Clark would be a good pick at this point." I am a sports genius.
8:18 Dell Curry has that look that says, "blah...blah...do you see my wife? I mean just look at that!"
8:14 Dr. Spaceman says: Johnny Flynn's entire body stopped growing when he broke a growth plate in his ankle. Also, there's no way of knowing where the human heart is.
8:05 Surprisingly, no one looks upset to go where they're going so far. Also, this is probably the most interesting point of the night. What's this fly by night franchise going to do for their second pick?
8:00 Old man rant: If you want to "Market Yourself" why pull your hat over your face?
7:52 Not much to say right now except that I LOVE THE BOW TIE AND BEARD!
7:43 Why do I think that in the Memphis war room they're just picking names out of a hat? No matter who they get, it won't work.
7:40 Is it just me or is Griffin dressed like how I think old school brothel owners dress?
7:36 Are they seriously on the clock? Do I sense some last second hesitation? How do you feel about DeMar DeRozan?
7:33pm So I just ran out of work like a donkey eating a waffle and I'm sitting in a bar with the college of adviser of Jordan and I. Away we go....