Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I Am A Moron







I am about to blow your mind with some news:

The Knicks are a publicly traded stock. That stock's symbol is "MSG". Look it up if you don't believe me.

-And as of today, if you look "Moron" in the dictionary, it is probably accompanied by a photo of me. This is because I invested money in the MSG stock this morning (along with Verizon). I am completely doing this in preparation for the Knicks offseason, in which I ACTUALLY think they'll get Lebron...or at least Bosh. Yes, I am an idiot. I do not hide this fact.

It's one of those rare times when one can make money off of a sports prediction. Wait. That happens all the time. Nevermind.

Anyhoo, I'll provide periodic updates on how the stock is doing for me. When I am broke, burning anything that is orange and blue, you'll know how it all worked out.

MSG Stock update: Down 15 bucks.
Crap. I didn't expect to be proved to be an idiot this quickly!

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