Okay, NOW I'm Excited

I love the Florida Marlins. Partially because they have one of the most absurd mascots in the history of mankind, a fish that is most often seen on the walls of weekend sports fishermen.

Well, new details have leaked about their new stadium, and apparently there will be TWO HUGE AQUARIUMS BEHIND HOME PLATE!

The only thing that could make the team more fun as it fills its seats with roughly 80 crusty, old folks is the thought of a foul ball shattering an aquarium and fish shooting all over the place. Screw the shatterproof glass. If there is one thing I learned Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park taught me, it is that "nature finds a way". There WILL be fish all over the turf at some point, and I just hope I'm there to see it.

Anyhoo, here are some artists conceptions. Have a great weekend folks!