Yes, there was a crazy storm in New York.
Yes, everyone was afraid there was going to be a tornado (there wasn't).
Yes, it did blow power out across the city, including Penn Station where they completely shut down the LIRR and it looked like the apocalypse with the amount of people panicking inside as I was trying to get home.
And yet after a storm that lasted a grand total of around 12 minutes I still stand here, alive. It is a testament to my will and strength.
If you missed it, these idiots in the video below perfectly capture the way almost every person in New York reacted yesterday, complete with hooting, hollering, backwards Jets hats, and numerous "check it out, bro!"s. I am sad the storm did not suck these people into the cyclone.