Earlier this month, I was awoken by a late night phone call from Black and Blue Jordan. My partner in crime was sobbing profusely and was so distraught that he couldn't form a complete sentence. The only words I could discern were 'boilermaker' and '
coach from Hang Time.' It took me until the next day to figure out that he was yammering about
Brad Miller's cornrows. "The season's peaked! We'll have nothing hair-related to write about now!" he said.
Unfortunately, not so.
Without so much a Sports Center 2-hour special, Chris Kaman's hair has been
shorn.
"My mom doesn't like it, and I like my mom. I won't bring it back. Sorry."
I had no idea, but Kaman looks funnier without the handful of locks that allegedly took over 2 years to grow. The shape of his dome seems to have a built-in crest, vaulting him into direct competition with
David Beckham to see who has the best faux hawk in LA.
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