Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Clippers Broadcasters: Hamed Hadaddi Planned 9/11

LOS ANGELES, California - Longtime Clippers broadcasters Ralph Lawler and Michael Smith, fresh from a one-game suspension for insensitive comments made about the Iranian born Memphis Grizzlies center Hamed Hadaddi, made sure that all 7 Clippers fans watching on TV knew that they have no regrets by accusing Hadaddi for being the mastermind behind the attacks on American soil on 9/11/2001.

"Our time off the air gave both Ralph and I some time to reflect upon why we were suspended and we realized that we were not being honest enough during our telecasts," explained Smith. "We are 100% convinced that Hamed Hadaddi is a freedom-hating terrorist who single-handedly planned 9/11."

Upping the ante, Lawler added, "He also rapes kittens, didn't like The Dark Knight and finds Kirsten Dunst attractive. We will not stop until the world knows the truth!"


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