Well, maybe it's time to stop using the "Crash" nickname with a smirk and a giggle, and for someone to say, "So, uh, dude?...Can you take it down a notch?"
Why? Well, today Gerald Wallace is going to the brain doctor to undergo tests. Apparently, he just recently got his 4th concussion in 4 years, something which seems very difficult to achieve. You know you have issues when you get a brain-injury hat trick and THEN some. The latest concussion involved an errant elbow from Sacramento Kings' Mikki "all elbows" Moore, which knocked Wallace unconscious and made everyone really nervous for a while. If you've ever seen the Bobcats mascot "Rufus Lynx" nervous, you know something bad just went down.
This is only the latest in a list of completely bizarre Bobcats injuries. Let's recap:
Adam Morrison - Diabetes
Gerald Wallace - Fragile Brain
Derek Anderson - Dibilitating Dental Issues
Sean May & Othella Harrington - Knee Injuries have knee injuries, which have knee injuries
In all seriousness, we hope that Gerald Wallace gets better and stops hitting his skull. We all see how annoying Steve Young is on ESPN these days after all his concussions, and if that is the road Gerald's brain is headed down we need to give him a helmet NOW before it's too late.
3 comments:
Gerald Wallace needs to wear a mouthguard. All those concussions are from people's jaws getting hit in a weird way.
Mouthguard now...so no droolcup later
sort of like serenity now...insanity later
Yeah, that too Midday.
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