Upon inspection, we find that the patient has discomfort bending his right knee due to a build-up of a unique mix of donut jelly and nacho cheese in the joint.
To repair damage, we suggest sucking down more trans fats hoping that one of two things happen:
- The fatty foods in his knee leave to join its brothers in his stomach, hips, thighs, face, neck, arms, fingers...etc.
- He ends the nationwide epidemic of obesity by hogging all of the Doritos.
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